foong lar
want me do this quiz
den i do lorh
hahas





RULES: DO THE "LETTER MEME". TAG NO LESS THAN 5 OTHER PEOPLE,AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT, INFORMING THEM THAT THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED.THEN COPY THE "HOW-TO" LETTER MEME,AND FINISH YOUR JOURNAL ENTRY.

HOW YOU DO THE LETTER MEME:
Dear(the last person who sent you a message)

I don't really know how to tell you this, but___1___I think I realized it____2______3____and I saw you___4___ ___5___.I'm sure you're___6___enough to understand___7___.I'm returning___8___to you,but I'll keep___9___as a memory. You should also know that I___10______11.___12___,

-your name-



Q1 what's the colour of your shirt?
Blue-our romance is over
Red-our affair is over
White-I'll join the monastery
Black-I dislike you
Green-our horoscope doesn't match
Grey-you are a pervert
Yellow-I'm selling myself
Pink-your nostrils are insulting
Brown-the mafia wants you
No shirt-you're a loser
Other-I'm in love with your sister


Q2 which is your birth month?
January-that night
February-last year
March-when your dwarf bit me
April-when I tripped on sesame seeds
May-first of May
June-when you put cuffs on me
July-When I threw up
August-when I saw the shrunken head
September-when we skinny dipped
October-when I quoted Santa
November-when your dog ran amok
December-when I changed tennis shoes


3.which food do you prefer?
Tacos-in your apartment
Pizza-in your camping car
Pasta-outside of Chicago
Hamburger-under the bus
Salad-as you ate enchilada
Chicken-in your closet
Kabob-with Paris Hilton
Fish-in women's clothing
Sandwiches-at the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna-at the mental hospital
Hot dog-under a state of trance
None of the above-with george bush and his wife


Q4 what's the color of your sock?
Blue-knock out
Red-Insult
White-carve your insults into
Black-ignore
Purple-pour syrup onto
Grey-pull your clothes off
Brown-put leeches on
Orange-castrate
Brown-the mafia wants you
Pink-pull the toupee off
Barefoot-sit on
Other-drive out


Q5 what's your favourite colour?
Black-my best friend
White-my father
Grey-Bill Clinton
Brown-my fart balloon
Purple-my mustard souffle
Red-donald duck
Blue-avocado plant
Yellow-my penpal in Ghana
Orange-my Kid Rock-collection
Pink-Manchester United's goalkeeper
None-my John F. Kennedy-statue
Other-Me


Q6 what do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs-Man
O.C-emotional
One Tree Hill-open
Heroes-frostbitten
Lost-high
House-scarred
Simpsons-cowardly
The news-mongolic
Idol-masochistic
Family Guy-senile
Top Model-middle-class
None of the above-ashamed


Q7 what is your mood right now?
Happy-how awful I've felt
Sad-how boring you are
Bored-that santa doesnt exist
Angry-that your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed-that we're cousins
Excited-that there is no solution to this
Nervous-the middle-east
Worried-that your Honda sucks
Apathetic-that I did a sex change
Ashamed-that I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly-that I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous-that I'm open
Other-that Extreme Home Makeover sucks


Q8 what's the colour of the walls in your bedroom?
White-your ring
Yellow-your love letters
Red-your Darth Varder poster
Black-your tame stone
Blue-the couch cushions
Green-the pictures from LA
Orange-your false teeth
Brown-your contact book
Grey-our matching snoopy bibs
Purple-your old lottery coupons
Pink-the cut toenails
Other-your memories from the military service


Q9 the first letter of your name?
A/B-your photo
C/D-the oil stocks
E/F-your neighbour Martin
G/H-my virginity
I/J-the result of your blood sample
K/L-your left ear
M/N-your suicide notes
O/P-my common sense
Q/R-your mom
S/T-your collection of butterflies
U/V-your criminal record
W/X-David's tricot outfits
Y/Z-your grades from college


Q10 the last letter in your name?
A/B-always will remember
C/D-never will forget
E/F-always wanted to break
G/H-never openly mocked
I/J-always have felt dirty before
K/L-will tell the authorities about
M/N-told in my confession today about
O/P-was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R-told my psychiatrist about
S/T-get sick when i think of
U/V-always will try to forget
W/X-am better off without
Y/Z-never liked


Q11 what do you prefer to drink?
Water-our friendship
Beer-senility
Soft drink-a new life as a clone
Soda-the incarnation as an eskimo
Milk-the apartment building
Wine-cocaine abuse
Cider-a passionate interest for mice
Juice-Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water-embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate-eggplant-fetishism
Whisky-to ruin the second world war
Other-to hate the Boston Celtics


Q12 to which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand-Warm regards
USA-Best regards
England-Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain-Go and drown yourself
China-Disgusting regards
Japan-go burn
Greece-Your everlasting enemy
Australia-Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt-Fuck off now
France-In pain
Other-Greetings to your freaky family


this quiz is
so *erhem erhem*
aiyoyo
shld spend more time on ther things mah
other than this


Dear FOONGHUI,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head in your closet and I saw you sit on my mustard souffle .I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that there is no solution to this .I'm returning your ring to you,but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break our friendship.

Greetings to your frog Leonard,
REINE.